[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by lemetier

Neither. I did what any rational man would do
In the same situation. After I ceased screaming at the shock of a snake and shitting down my leg, I pissed on it enough to corner it at one end, reached out and grabbed the the trash bin with one hand while keeping my cock in the other incase the bastard moved, slipped slightly, so, again, I shit a little more. I proceeded to pull the bin into the shower, set it on it's side, then took aim again to coerce Medusa's offspring into it. Once accomplished, I pissed on it once more for good measure, sprinted out the bathroom, ran to the farthest exterior door since the nearest wouldn't be rational, and tossed it out. Then I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and felt relief no one was there to witness this series of events.

For posterity's sake