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      10-05-2014, 03:14 PM   #43

Drives: I miss my E12
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: NY

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I stunk up the ladies room at a small airport once.

(Happened in the '90s; I was visiting my friend who worked there. Had eaten a bunch of hot sauce and by the time I got there, I was dying. Asked him where the men's room was. He told me to make a left into the hall and it was on the right. I did exactly that - left turn, and entered a door on the right side of the hallway.

A few minutes later, my friend knocks on the door and asks if I'm in there. I said "yes." He says "what the *uck are you doing in there?!"

I look down, see pink floor tiles and think...'oh, sh!t!'

He stalls a couple of ladies that were headed to the bathroom. I get out, and a minute or two later, we hear "Oh my God, open a window! OPEN A WINDOW!!"

My pal was laughing so hard he almost passed out.)