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Rent a few goats to maintain your lawn. If/when the neighbors complain about livestock, simply point out that the HOA's lawncare service is neglecting your place and you didn't want to get fined for lack of maintenance.
Bonus : they're better suited for weeds and such, so it'll take em a good while to trim the lawn, plus it might be good to throw some alfalfa / hay around to get them to eat with the grass. Between this and setting up a perimeter fence to keep them in, it'll be sure to draw attention....
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