Observations while sitting at home
Feel free to add your own:
1. I loved my Roomba until I had to sit at home and listen to it run. Now I want to launch it out the window
2. I'm not sure House Arrest will remain a reasonable punishment once this thing is said and done
3. I'm suddenly friends with every CEO on a first-name basis, since they're all emailing me daily.
4. It's a whole new kind of torture to tell you not to go anywhere and then have gas prices drop well below $2 a gallon.
5. Suddenly everyone is a stock market wizard
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