I’m going to counter with mine for fun, lol
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Originally Posted by bvrider1
Tinted windows - With a background riding motorcycles I relied on people's heads and acknowledgements.
Tinted windows provide a fake space for:
- Drive like a dick and no one knows who I am
- Be on my phone and don't care about how I drive
- Nice car but total slob inside the car
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You left out receiving oral sex
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Originally Posted by ///MPhatic
Oh I have a lot of these...
Gay men are still men, no matter what surgery they have, or how they identify.
Gay women are still women, no matter what surgery they have, or how they identify.
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Eh, I think people who care how other people find happiness should worry about themselves. I’m too busy being happy to worry about how anyone else tries to be happy (as long as it doesn’t affect my happiness, which this obviously doesnt)
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Originally Posted by ///MPhatic
EV's are the future, not the present.
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They’re the never. The objective studies on adoption make this very clear. Mining rare earths will only get more destructive as we mine more, gas will only become less destructive as we use less. People who speak in absolutes either are politicizing the issue or just don’t understand concepts of economics or equilibrium.
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Originally Posted by ///MPhatic
An automatic Sports Car isn't a Sports Car at all, regardless of the numbers it produces.
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Nope. Drive some better cars. Some of the best sports cars are not manual (but I love manuals)
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Originally Posted by ///MPhatic
You don't need religion to make you a decent human being.
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Correct
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Originally Posted by ///MPhatic
The singer most probably didn't create the entire song, and therefore should not get all the credit.
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They don’t. It’s ignorant to think they do.
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Originally Posted by ///MPhatic
Extra time is worth more than a 200K a year salary.
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200k isn’t shit. If you make less than that I’m not sure you belong on a BMW forum. I’m amazed at some of the people who buy these cars. Be smarter with your money.
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Originally Posted by ///MPhatic
I shouldn't have to smell what you're smoking unless I'm in your home.
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Yes
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Eye for an eye.
I have so many more.
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Agreed