Today I'm working in a high school on a wireless internet project. I spent a considerable amount of time working in the library with one of our engineers. During that time we overheard the following conversation (keep in mind these kids are 14) and I had a hard time not LOL'ing.
Kid 1: "Dude, do you know Ashley so and so"
Kid 2: "No, what does she look like?"
Kid 1: "blonde hair, kinda fat and annoying... sucks all the football players dicks"
Kid 2: "Oh her? Yeah she's in my block 4 class"
A third kid chimes in:
Kid 3: "Dude shes def not fat"
Kid 1: "Yes she is bro, she has like a beer gut"
The engineer and I just gave each other the WTF look.
