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Originally Posted by ///d
Did you meet her when you air dropped a dirtbike with machine guns into Syria and conducted covert ops against tyrannical govt's?
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No we actually met at a Villa in Peru back when I was trafficking cocaine. I happened to be blowing lines off her ass when she tooted and a little white cloud blew in the crisp Peruvian breeze.
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Originally Posted by King Rudi
When I first started reading this, I thought......only a $500 tip? Cheap ass.
Seriously though  What does a man do for fluid ruined leather seats? Also, post a pic of your gran, I might have a home for her.  |
$500 was all the cash I had left. Stephanie wanted to get her butthole bleached so she snagged $1k out of my wallet earlier in the day.
Leatherique products work really well, start with the rejuvenator then finisher.
My nan;
