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Originally Posted by Sara504
Height is very important. You must be a certain height to ride this ride. 
No but seriously, I only swipe right on guys who are taller than me in heels. I'm shallow.....and wonder why I'm single. |
Used to joke about how I'd never date short girls because "I can't do that to my kids".
Current gf is 5'9 and I was right on that decision, tall girls are awesome
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Originally Posted by Sara504
What's the worst tinder/bumble/hinge date you've ever been on?
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Took me 23 minutes to get out of it, went to a coffee shop where my buddy worked. At the end as I'm walking out after not even hugging the date girl I tell my friend "that was a horrible date" and she responded "what that was a date?"
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Originally Posted by Sara504
We get into the restaurant and the conversation is not great. I'm not into him. He has more botox in his face than I do. It's barely November and the restaurant still has Halloween decorations up. He looks at the wall with cobwebs and looks at me and winks. I didn't catch the reference so then he states "Should we take care of your cobwebs" meaning my lack of sex would make my vagina a cobweb. HOW FUCKING RUDE?!!
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im sorry but that's hilarious
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Originally Posted by CTinline-six
I still don't get who touches someone at the beginning of a first date like that. Probably one of those guys who says "if you're an asshole to women they like you more". Except he's misunderstanding the difference between being a flirty, funny guy who challenges women mentally versus an actual asshole who assaults people.
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"Be a dick, not an asshole." If a girl calls you a dick 99% chance she's picking up on you being playful but if you're labeled an asshole it's game over, time to call the boys and share anti-women sentiments over drinks