Is this lady single?

NickyC · 12-17-2017, 09:20 AM

I think I'm in

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...s-day-11706456

Lups · 12-17-2017, 09:25 AM

Nicky, i do appreciate your enthusiasm for American cuisine, but for an European that means she is a bit nuts. Even for those food hating brits that's nuts.

Delta0311 · 12-17-2017, 09:59 AM

She looks like she already are mum

upstatedoc · 12-17-2017, 10:35 AM

Lups · 12-17-2017, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Delta0311

She looks like she already are mum

That's a bit harsh, don't ya think? No way is that a result of one mom eaten.

Rat3d ///M · 12-17-2017, 11:00 AM

When i saw her picture i cringed and realized it all made sense.

///M Power-Belgium · 12-17-2017, 11:11 AM

Looks like she has plenty of room for a tattoo *under* her chin

CTinline-six · 12-17-2017, 12:43 PM

I didn't bother reading it, because as soon as I opened it 50 ads popped up. F the Mirror and their shitty website.

RABAUKE · 12-17-2017, 05:30 PM

.

Teufel_Hunden · 12-17-2017, 05:32 PM

the fuck?

Soul_Glo · 12-17-2017, 10:24 PM

: why would you do that? Surely she would be better off mixing the ashes into tattoo ink or something? Or having something made with the ashes that she doesn't eat. What happens when there is no more mum left in the jar?!

Bups · 12-18-2017, 07:27 AM

You guys act like you've never fucked a crazy before.

Plus, everyone knows if you eat another person in any form you gain +1 life.

Never_Enough · 12-18-2017, 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bups

You guys act like you've never fucked a crazy before.

Plus, everyone knows if you eat another person in any form you gain +1 life.

Do I also then become Super Mario? Would be awesome to throw fireballs, fly around in a racoon suit, jump super high, get super large after eating mushrooms then admire my new super large penis.

///M Power-Belgium · 12-18-2017, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Never_Enough

Do I also then become Super Mario? Would be awesome to throw fireballs, fly around in a racoon suit, jump super high, get super large after eating mushrooms then admire my new super large penis.

.

1MOREMOD · 12-18-2017, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bups

You guys act like you've never fucked a crazy before.

Plus, everyone knows if you eat another person in any form you gain +1 life.

So I need to up my canibal lifestyle?

Bups · 12-18-2017, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Never_Enough

Do I also then become Super Mario? Would be awesome to throw fireballs, fly around in a racoon suit, jump super high, get super large after eating mushrooms then admire my new super large penis.

No, you need to smoke PCP for that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

So I need to up my canibal lifestyle?

You need to kill and eat someone stronger than you, otherwise it's just wasted calories.

The Chaddening · 12-18-2017, 08:55 AM

Looks like shes had other cravings as well.

#chinception

Captain Blood · 12-18-2017, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lups

That's a bit harsh, don't ya think? No way is that a result of one mom eaten.

Mother in law also?

Never_Enough · 12-18-2017, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Real Dodger

Mother in law also?

Someone married that?

Teufel_Hunden · 12-18-2017, 01:37 PM

.

pz619 · 12-18-2017, 02:23 PM

Wait... is this weird?

Asking for a friend.

12-17-2017, 09:20 AM	#1
NickyC Lieutenant General 17480 Rep 10,662 Posts Drives: M4 CS. Former G82, x2 F82, F80 Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Jacked out of my mind iTrader: (23)	Is this lady single? I think I'm in http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...s-day-11706456
	Appreciate 2 Lups11826.50 ///M Power-Belgium63325.00 Tweet Quote

12-17-2017, 09:59 AM	#3
Delta0311 Banned 7478 Rep 10,120 Posts Drives: 2011 BMW 335xi E92 2016 228xi Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: NJ iTrader: (1)	She looks like she already are mum
	Appreciate 4 Lups11826.50 RABAUKE4658.00 tsm00764.50 Never_Enough2202.50 Quote

12-17-2017, 10:35 AM	#4
upstatedoc I'll get back to you 7560 Rep 2,132 Posts Drives: blue streak Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: not downstate iTrader: (2)	__________________ 2018 Stinger GT 2009 E90 N51 /Active Autowerke Stage 2 tune/BMW Performance Exhaust/ Countermeasure enthusiast.
	Appreciate 2 RABAUKE4658.00 Never_Enough2202.50 Quote

12-17-2017, 11:00 AM	#6
Rat3d ///M 997.1TT 1003 Rep 1,672 Posts Drives: 2007 Porsche 911 Turbo Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Germany iTrader: (1)	When i saw her picture i cringed and realized it all made sense.
	Appreciate 2 MKSixer34184.50 Never_Enough2202.50 Quote

12-17-2017, 11:11 AM	#7
///M Power-Belgium General 63325 Rep 24,657 Posts Drives: ///M3-E92-DCT Silverstone II Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Belgium iTrader: (0)	Looks like she has plenty of room for a tattoo under her chin __________________ "MAX VERSTAPPEN" IS THE 2021+2022+2023 F1 WORLD CHAMPION - #UnLeashTheLion BPM DEV-Tune & DCT Software-Tune & Servotronic & coding ///Alpine HID Angeleyes ///Oem.exhaust mod.
	Appreciate 2 Never_Enough2202.50 Delta03117477.50 Quote

12-17-2017, 12:43 PM	#8
CTinline-six Hoonigan 6825 Rep 3,000 Posts Drives: '09 328i, '98 Wrangler Join Date: Dec 2016 Location: Connecticut iTrader: (0) Garage List 2009 BMW 328i N51 [0.00]	I didn't bother reading it, because as soon as I opened it 50 ads popped up. F the Mirror and their shitty website. __________________ "Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should." -Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
	Appreciate 1 EL Jeffe 5611.50 Quote

12-17-2017, 05:30 PM	#9
RABAUKE Banned 4658 Rep 1,395 Posts Drives: Porsche 993, 2014 MB GLK Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: The Golden Horseshoe, Ontario iTrader: (0)	. Attached Images
	Appreciate 2 Soul_Glo13346.00 ///M Power-Belgium63325.00 Quote

12-17-2017, 05:32 PM	#10
Teufel_Hunden Banned 8355 Rep 2,963 Posts Drives: 2013 M3 6MT LMB ZCP Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Maryland iTrader: (3)	the fuck?
	Appreciate 1 Soul_Glo13346.00 Quote

12-17-2017, 10:24 PM	#11
Soul_Glo Major General 13346 Rep 7,484 Posts Drives: G20 Join Date: May 2013 Location: Manhattan, NYC iTrader: (1)	: why would you do that? Surely she would be better off mixing the ashes into tattoo ink or something? Or having something made with the ashes that she doesn't eat. What happens when there is no more mum left in the jar?!
	Appreciate 0 Quote

12-18-2017, 07:27 AM	#12
Bups Masterdebater 206 Rep 176 Posts Drives: Toyoda Camray Join Date: Oct 2017 Location: Barcelona iTrader: (0)	You guys act like you've never fucked a crazy before. Plus, everyone knows if you eat another person in any form you gain +1 life. __________________ “How are Mr. Trump’s hands?” My hands are fine. You know, my hands are normal. Slightly large, actually. In fact, I buy a slightly smaller than large glove, okay? No, but I did this because everybody was saying to me, “Oh, your hands are very nice. They are normal.” - Donald J. Trump.
	Appreciate 1 Soul_Glo13346.00 Quote

12-18-2017, 08:55 AM	#17
The Chaddening Major General 11585 Rep 5,510 Posts Drives: Bicycle - reducing carbon Join Date: Dec 2015 Location: Kekistan iTrader: (0)	Looks like shes had other cravings as well. #chinception
	Appreciate 1 Never_Enough2202.50 Quote

12-18-2017, 01:37 PM	#20
Teufel_Hunden Banned 8355 Rep 2,963 Posts Drives: 2013 M3 6MT LMB ZCP Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Maryland iTrader: (3)	. Attached Images
	Appreciate 1 Never_Enough2202.50 Quote

12-18-2017, 02:23 PM	#21
pz619 Brigadier General 3279 Rep 3,256 Posts Drives: F87 M2C 6MT, Tesla 3 Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: San Diego iTrader: (1)	Wait... is this weird? Asking for a friend.
	Appreciate 0 Quote