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      03-07-2016, 01:41 PM   #23
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Do you even lift Brah!?!?

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I'm at Deadpool handle your own business for a bit please.
Fairly certain that much of E90post members do this more than a bit. So your request should be easily accommodated.

I'm interested in more pro tips! What plagues my fellow members?
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Do you even lift Brah!?!?

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      03-07-2016, 01:52 PM   #27
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Asking for a friend.

Say you find some dude to be a real dude. So real that you'd joyfully hang out with him on the weekends. So real, that you'd share a case of beers on that weekend. So real, that you'd without question whip out your flaccid peni and compare them side-by-side, without skipping a heart beat. So real, that you'd casually let him suck on your piece, and engage in casually butt sex. I'm talking as real a cool whip.

Would asking for a cup of sugar for your non-edible brownies, afterwards, be "coming on too strong"?

Again, asking for a friend...
WTF is going on here?!!??!?!!!
Mods, shut this crap down.
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      03-07-2016, 02:24 PM   #30
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Asking for a friend.

Say you find some dude to be a real dude. So real that you'd joyfully hang out with him on the weekends. So real, that you'd share a case of beers on that weekend. So real, that you'd without question whip out your flaccid peni and compare them side-by-side, without skipping a heart beat. So real, that you'd casually let him suck on your piece, and engage in casually butt sex. I'm talking as real a cool whip.

Would asking for a cup of sugar for your non-edible brownies, afterwards, be "coming on too strong"?

Again, asking for a friend...
WTF is going on here?!!??!?!!!
Mods, shut this crap down.
Typical OT fare. :
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      03-07-2016, 02:33 PM   #31
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Reading Aatish comment made me feel a bit of an excitement down below.

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Better than crusty toes.
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      03-07-2016, 02:42 PM   #33
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Better than crusty toes.
Well, since you requested ... I guess I can give you another view ...















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Better than crusty toes.
Again with the toes...
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Well, since you requested ... I guess I can give you another view ...















We are way beyond this.
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We are way beyond this.
Uh oh. Now I am scared that sugar daddy gonna run me over in one of his 4 BMWs. (hehehe... I had literally the same reaction to that post as CANGRKE70 had). You can PM me the tire insurance stuff though. I am interested. Down here we are on summer tires 365 days a year and the roads are crap. I usually do the whatever the dealer throws on there - or TireRack or wherever I end up getting them. I run Michelin PSS's and those things can be pricey. #willworkfortires
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Uh oh. Now I am scared that sugar daddy gonna run me over in one of his 4 BMWs. (hehehe... I had literally the same reaction to that post as CANGRKE70 had). You can PM me the tire insurance stuff though. I am interested. Down here we are on summer tires 365 days a year and the roads are crap. I usually do the whatever the dealer throws on there - or TireRack or wherever I end up getting them. I run Michelin PSS's and those things can be pricey. #willworkfortires


Funny you say that. My daughter just tracked me down like a bloodhound because she needed to purchase something beyond her approved budget. She has a future as a PI.

I love PSS's as well. They are sublime in nearly all conditions and you really only have to be KINDA careful below 45 degrees F. When I was running PZero Corsa system, you were dancing with the devil below 45 degrees F and demonstrating a death wish below 40 degrees F.

Do you have to deal with windshield damage, as well?
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It's what we do.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.

1MOREMOD Continue imparting your uh, alternate lifestyles information. I knew you'd hit your stride on that topic.
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I have many more questions...asked for my friends as always.
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It's what we do.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.

1MOREMOD Continue imparting your uh, alternate lifestyles information. I knew you'd hit your stride on that topic.


You guys ruin everything, that's why we can't have nice things.
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Asking for a friend.

Say you find some dude to be a real dude. So real that you'd joyfully hang out with him on the weekends. So real, that you'd share a case of beers on that weekend. So real, that you'd without question whip out your flaccid peni and compare them side-by-side, without skipping a heart beat. So real, that you'd casually let him suck on your piece, and engage in casually butt sex. I'm talking as real a cool whip.

Would asking for a cup of sugar for your non-edible brownies, afterwards, be "coming on too strong"?

Again, asking for a friend...
WTF is going on here?!!??!?!!!
Mods, shut this crap down.
Still a better love story than Twilight
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Funny you say that. My daughter just tracked me down like a bloodhound because she needed to purchase something beyond her approved budget. She has a future as a PI.

I love PSS's as well. They are sublime in nearly all conditions and you really only have to be KINDA careful below 45 degrees F. When I was running PZero Corsa system, you were dancing with the devil below 45 degrees F and demonstrating a death wish below 40 degrees F.

Do you have to deal with windshield damage, as well?
Thanks... Thanks a lot... I hadn't had to worry about it YET. Of course, now. I am sure this going to happen next.


I don't think I have had to drive below 45 degrees in since moving down here.... nice....
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Thanks... Thanks a lot... I hadn't had to worry about it YET. Of course, now. I am sure this going to happen next.


I don't think I have had to drive below 45 degrees in since moving down here.... nice....
I'm here to, 'help'!
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