It sharts to get implessive...

///Matt · 09-27-2007, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by schneid4323

Hi Matt,

IT'S A TYPO!

Thanks,
Reality

PS you probably heard it from someone making fun of an asian

You're one of those kids who would never shut up in class, because they thought they were a class clown.... in reality, no one thinks you're funny or witty. They're laughing AT you.

///Matt · 09-27-2007, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by montreal_bimmer

you heard it from the movie ALONG CAME POLLY.... remember when theyre at the party then ben stillers buddy comes over and says "we have to get out of here, i just sharted!" funniest part of the movie.... besides the wipeout

No, you guys don't seem to understand....

It's common knowledge what a shart is.

I'm saying that the phrase "Sharts to get implessive" is familiar to me. I've heard it or read it somewhere before.

InS0mNiAc · 09-27-2007, 11:26 PM

Sounds like something Sylvester would say from Looney Toons

schneid4323 · 09-27-2007, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ///Matt

You're one of those kids who would never shut up in class, because they thought they were a class clown.... in reality, no one thinks you're funny or witty. They're laughing AT you.

Meet my shrink, ///Matt PhD in BMW Mechanic

///Matt · 09-27-2007, 11:51 PM

Just keep talking, kiddo. You're not making any friends.

schneid4323 · 09-27-2007, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ///Matt

Just keep talking, Mr. Schneid. I added some window washer fluid in there.

Fixed.

///Matt · 09-28-2007, 12:11 AM

Isn't that nice? the kid who makes his money playing games and digging in Daddy's drawers is making a condescending statement.

I work for a living, and make good money doing it. I'm proud of what I do. I make more than enough to drive an E90 or better. You are driving yours as a matter of privilege, not earnings.

Not to mention, without guys like me, you'd be footing the bill for every repair your car ever needed. Techs who appreciate mods and are willing to fix cars under warranty even when well modded are in short supply.

Now take Daddy's package out of your mouth and go to bed.

schneid4323 · 09-28-2007, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by ///Matt

Isn't that nice? the kid who makes his money playing games and digging in Daddy's drawers is making a condescending statement.

I work for a living, and make good money doing it. I'm proud of what I do. I make more than enough to drive an E90 or better. You are driving yours as a matter of privilege, not earnings.

Not to mention, without guys like me, you'd be footing the bill for every repair your car ever needed. Techs who appreciate mods and are willing to fix cars under warranty even when well modded are in short supply.

Now take Daddy's package out of your mouth and go to bed.

Ok because of my age Im not allowed to make bank, thats deffinatly a legal theory there. And i love my techs, but ive never seen someone who wont believe people make typos. Its a typo. Its a typo. Btw

///Matt · 09-28-2007, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by schneid4323

Ok because of my age Im not allowed to make bank, thats deffinatly a legal theory there. And i love my techs, but ive never seen someone who wont believe people make typos. Its a typo. Its a typo. Btw

I'm not saying your age is the problem. I'm saying you're a spoiled little bitch. I know kids younger than you who make more (by themselves) than I do.

And, dumbass.... You still don't get it. I believe people make typos. I just don't believe this is one, for reasons you're to unintelligent to comprehend.

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Oh, and one more...

Yes, this certainly is off-topic. Damn, wouldn't it be nice if there was a whole forum full of off-topic threads on this site? That'll be the day.

schneid4323 · 09-28-2007, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by ///Matt

I'm not saying your age is the problem. I'm saying you're a spoiled little bitch. I know kids younger than you who make more (by themselves) than I do.

And, dumbass.... You still don't get it. I believe people make typos. I just don't believe this is one, for reasons you're to unintelligent to comprehend.

(edit add)
Oh, and one more...

Yes, this certainly is off-topic. Damn, wouldn't it be nice if there was a whole forum full of off-topic threads on this site? That'll be the day.

Unintelligent?

And you know people younger then me who make more then you do? is that not a possibility in this situation?

OC Guy · 09-28-2007, 02:02 AM

Spool · 09-28-2007, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by OC 335i

give me some

gbonc335i · 09-28-2007, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by ///Matt

I think I remember hearing or reading this line before. Does anyone else remember it?

Philip Seymour Hoffman as Sandy Lyle in Along Came Polly.

Sandy Lyle: Reuben, I'm in a situation here. We have to leave now.
Reuben Feffer: No. Can we stay a couple more minutes?
Sandy Lyle: Dude, no. This is serious. I just sharted.
Reuben Feffer: I don't know what that means.
Sandy Lyle: I tried to fart and a little shit came out. I just sharted. Now let's go.
Reuben Feffer: You're the most disgusting person I've ever met in my life.

///Matt · 09-28-2007, 08:53 AM

You guys are focusing on entirely the wrong thing...

I KNOW WHAT A FRICKIN' SHART IS. I'm not saying "Where have I heard 'shart' before??".

I'm asking about the ENTIRE PHRASE "Sharts to get implessive".

///Matt · 09-28-2007, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by schneid4323

Unintelligent?

And you know people younger then me who make more then you do? is that not a possibility in this situation?

Correct, it is not a possibility in this situation. You're just a spoiled bitch.

Vegas_Sirk · 09-28-2007, 05:30 PM

I just shart my self reading this thread

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NoKids · 09-28-2007, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by schneid4323

That has gotta be the dumbest thing youve ever said matt

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Originally Posted by ///Matt

You're one of those kids who would never shut up in class, because they thought they were a class clown.... in reality, no one thinks you're funny or witty. They're laughing AT you.

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ejazbmw · 09-28-2007, 06:12 PM

///Matt · 09-28-2007, 06:25 PM

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RACE WAR!!
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Race war? We're both white.

Vegas_Sirk · 09-28-2007, 06:30 PM

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Did someone say Race Wars ???

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///Matt · 09-28-2007, 06:38 PM

Jessie: "ssssh.... He's running an S Two Thoooousand.

I'll win, and then me and my dad can roll when he gets out of prison."

NoKids · 09-28-2007, 06:41 PM

isn't schneid a ginger kid?

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