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      01-09-2015, 12:37 PM   #89
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deaf, i need to admire a Woman's body.

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Screw cold weather, a/c in summer

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Would you rather drive a manual e34 525i m50TU or a auto e34 535i?
Auto, will hate to replace clutch and too much traffic over here.

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Live rich with a Woman/Man you don't give AF about
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Live rich so I can cheat on her with sexy women who will like me for my tons of money.


E46 M3 or 996.5 Carrera S
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E46 M3 with the conventional manual trans. I don't care about how 'solid' a SMG could be.

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Live poor with the woman of my dreams.

Guys: Would you rather order scotch from a gay bar, or would you rather order a strawberry daiquiri from a bar frequented by the Hell's Angels?

Ladies: Would you rather drink 151 in front of your most conservative family member, or your favorite drink in a bar full of horny but unattractive horndogs and no other woman there?

(Just to be fair; a woman drinking daiquiri anywhere isn't too outlandish... But then again I haven't knowingly seen a lady in this thread... But just in case)
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      01-09-2015, 01:16 PM   #96
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Strawberry Daquiri, because I'm actually in the Hells Angels and we all enjoy them, so FCK YOU GUY.


Should I get my crew to hunt down Nefarious?
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Strawberry Daquiri, because I'm actually in the Hells Angels and we all enjoy them, so FCK YOU GUY.


Should I get my crew to hunt down Nefarious?
No, because if you are in that crew, they will be incapable of hunting down anyone and will just get pissed off. And I don't want to read the news that will follow about a bunch of pissed off Hells Angels all butthurt because they can't find one dude.

Would you rather have a dog that's obedient, but doesn't love you, or a cat that loves you, but is a cat.
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If it's a gay bar it could be a lesbian bar, you didn't specify. So yeah, daiquiri time.
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No, because if you are in that crew, they will be incapable of hunting down anyone and will just get pissed off. And I don't want to read the news that will follow about a bunch of pissed off Hells Angels all butthurt because they can't find one dude.

Would you rather have a dog that's obedient, but doesn't love you, or a cat that loves you, but is a cat.
Heh, I'm not really. I'm too sexy.

I'd probably rather have a cat, because they do stupid shit that makes me laugh more than dogs.


If you could have one exotic animal as a pet, what would it be? (Minus any repercussions of it killing you at night and stuff)
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Heh, I'm not really. I'm too sexy.

I'd probably rather have a cat, because they do stupid shit that makes me laugh more than dogs.


If you could have one exotic animal as a pet, what would it be? (Minus any repercussions of it killing you at night and stuff)
I would have a Dolphin and make it my personal assistant and butler.

If you could BE one exotic animal what would it be?
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Lion, bang all the Female lions, sleep and have them hunt food for me.

Have a gay son or a slutty daughter?
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      01-09-2015, 02:23 PM   #102
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Lion, bang all the Female lions, sleep and have them hunt food for me.

Have a gay son or a slutty daughter?
Slutty daughter I think. Tough though.

Aston Martin Vantage V8 (slow, looks good, and comfortable) or Ariel Atom (fast, but no comfort, looks are in the eye of the beholder)
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Slutty daughter I think. Tough though.

Aston Martin Vantage V8 (slow, looks good, and comfortable) or Ariel Atom (fast, but no comfort, looks are in the eye of the beholder)
Aston Martin all day! drive slow and show off my ride.

Would you rather be embarrassed by:
Shitting diarrhea all over yourself in public
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Your pants and boxers accidentally drop and reveals your privates to the world
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Aston Martin all day! drive slow and show off my ride.

Would you rather be embarrassed by:
Shitting diarrhea all over yourself in public
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Your pants and boxers accidentally drop and reveals your privates to the world
Pants and boxers all day - the whole world would be stunned and then amazed as they witness viewing the fourth largest freestanding structure in the world (I'm not that egotistical - there are a few structures taller...)

Who would you prefer to see back?

A. Litos (but restricted from posting any photos) OR
B. Shah269 (and can post any photos)
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Have a gay son or a slutty daughter?
Neither.

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A. Litos (but restricted from posting any photos) OR
B. Shah269 (and can post any photos)
Both?


Masterbate twice a day without fail, or only once every two weeks?
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Masterbate twice a day without fail, or only once every two weeks?
Once every two weeks. the other days, I could just call a female friend to come over to help me out.

What are your thoughts on the new generation X6M...? Honest opinions please
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Once every two weeks. the other days, I could just call a female friend to come over to help me out.

What are your thoughts on the new generation X6M...? Honest opinions please
Looks nice but i like the previous model better. When i first saw the previous model back in 2008, i said "WOW!". But when i saw the new 2015 model i was like "ohh".


DCT or SMG?
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DCT all day, every day...

Would you rather kill the animal to eat its flesh, or never eat meat again?

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Strawberry Daquiri, because I'm actually in the Hells Angels and we all enjoy them, so FCK YOU GUY.

Should I get my crew to hunt down Nefarious?
Ooh. Tough talk from somebody who probably never even earned his red wings. I'll dig up my late pops AND bring in the Magnificent Bastards of Portland. I grew up 5 blocks from hell, homeboy.




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DCT all day, every day...

Would you rather kill the animal to eat its flesh, or never eat meat again?
Well being as I've already killed a few deer and then eaten them I'm going to go with the first option.

Minus 25 or positive 110?
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DCT all day, every day...

Would you rather kill the animal to eat its flesh, or never eat meat again?

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Strawberry Daquiri, because I'm actually in the Hells Angels and we all enjoy them, so FCK YOU GUY.

Should I get my crew to hunt down Nefarious?
Ooh. Tough talk from somebody who probably never even earned his red wings. I'll dig up my late pops AND bring in the Magnificent Bastards of Portland. I grew up 5 blocks from hell, homeboy.




Is that a flare gun?
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