Got a skunk under shed

jgoens · 05-26-2016, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Damn. He's definitely been watching BP. I think jtodd_fl is double agenting.

That is a prime suspect. My hackers have aquired quite a bit of info.

jtodd_fl · 05-26-2016, 04:18 AM

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Originally Posted by jgoens

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Damn. He's definitely been watching BP. I think jtodd_fl is double agenting.

That is a prime suspect. My hackers have aquired quite a bit of info.

Hope they didn't find my nudez.

*PM if you want (more of) them.

jtodd_fl · 05-26-2016, 04:30 AM

You may have won (although not for your mad defense-building skills)

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Originally Posted by Skunky

Hello my black and white bros. that's it, I think I may be moving to the neighbors. No, I am not blocked out. I could get back in there anytime, lol. Foam? C'mon son. He even came out last night with a flashlight again looking around. He saw "nada". Heh. I am not giving up my stalking space. Anyway, no, I could come and go if I please. It is worse than that. The Sharks won and he was drunk again, right. He must have been pretty pleased, because in his drunken state he left his window shades open and I had to watch him jerk off. It was like a train wreck man, I couldn't look away. He was drunk and it took forever. He was looking at a picture of Joe Thornton and smelling an old hockey glove. Fuck it. I'm moving. I may come around and piss on the shed now and then. I may come by and spray him one night. But that image of him, Joe Thornton picture in one hand, dick the other, with a smelly hockey glove next to him and a belt around his neck - bruh - that is forever burned into my consciousness. Pretty sure I need therapy.

Mywifes335 · 05-26-2016, 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

You may have won (although not for your mad defense-building skills)

Best post from skunk...yet.

Skunkwerks · 05-26-2016, 08:59 AM

This is Mrs. Skunk and I have hacked this account to tell the REAL truth.

Last night, I watched jgoens and Mr. Skunkwerks chase each other around the yard in a drunken stupor for hours.

Apparently, drunken grab ass knows no boundaries.

jgoens · 05-26-2016, 10:31 AM

OK...guys. I am declaring victory over the skunk. No breaches have been found and the skunk smell has vanished. Thank you all for your interest and commentary. If I get any new footage or there are any new developments an update will be delivered.

Until further notice this case is closed.

Good day and Good night.

ASBSECU E93 · 05-26-2016, 10:32 AM

^Home wrecker...

Axius · 05-26-2016, 10:41 AM

...., so is it dead? Did we get to kill it?!?!

bimmette · 05-26-2016, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by jgoens

OK...guys. I am declaring victory over the skunk. No breaches have been found and the skunk smell has vanished. Thank you all for your interest and commentary. If I get any new footage or there are any new developments an update will be delivered.

Until further notice this case is closed.

Good day and Good night.

I eagerly await the sequel: Revenge of Skunky

jtodd_fl · 05-26-2016, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

I eagerly await the sequel: Revenge of Skunky

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Originally Posted by Skunky

Here's what really happened. What else is @jgoens not telling you
The real story. #skunktruther
*I am skunky and I approved this message.

Verbiage · 05-26-2016, 11:46 AM

alz0rz · 05-26-2016, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I want to know more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Skunkwerks · 05-26-2016, 12:34 PM

Dammit.

Note to self, hide all internet passwords for important shit

My children will AVENGE ME!!!!

This isn't over.

Mywifes335 · 05-26-2016, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

JGo....this was the kind of footage we were hankering for....

csu87 · 05-26-2016, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

That guy is a huge asshole....

recording with his phone vertical like that

jgoens · 05-26-2016, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

JGo....this was the kind of footage we were hankering for....

Yeah, I know you were...but I would not be so daring...actually that reminds me of how it was..in the backyard with a flashlight watching the skunk.

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Originally Posted by csu87

That guy is a huge asshole....

recording with his phone vertical like that

Agree. Actually, I like the animals, just not stinking up the shed.

jgoens · 05-26-2016, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Skunkwerks

Dammit.

Note to self, hide all internet passwords for important shit

My children will AVENGE ME!!!!

This isn't over.

Sorry Brah...you can still drink from the fountain and pass through the yard...but shed squatting is a thing of the past.

MKSixer · 05-26-2016, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Skunkwerks

Dammit.

Note to self, hide all internet passwords for important shit

My children will AVENGE ME!!!!

This isn't over.

Perhaps you should devote yourself to more constructive pursuits. I'm thinking that an, "Ask Skunky Anything" thread would be both informative and cathartic. You really should consider doing this.

1MOREMOD · 05-26-2016, 05:21 PM

We need skunk bbq tips

wdb · 05-28-2016, 05:54 AM

I missed the last couple of days; work blew up. I was hoping to come back and find that shed blew up too. Ah well. Sniff.

Mywifes335 · 05-28-2016, 08:09 AM

Skunk drama has officially fizzled?

jgoens · 05-28-2016, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Skunk drama has officially fizzled?

Yes..The thread was a winner, and I knew once it was rolling I had to work quick, because a silly topic like this only has legs for a certain period of time. I probably would not have worked so fast had it not been for all the interest. Still, no holes or smell or sightings for that matter, so on to the next project.

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Skunkwerks New Member 66 Rep 18 Posts Drives: E30 M3 Join Date: May 2016 Location: Shed iTrader: (0)	This is Mrs. Skunk and I have hacked this account to tell the REAL truth. Last night, I watched jgoens and Mr. Skunkwerks chase each other around the yard in a drunken stupor for hours. Apparently, drunken grab ass knows no boundaries.
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jgoens Major General 3788 Rep 5,776 Posts Drives: 2013 335i msport Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: San Mateo, CA iTrader: (0)	OK...guys. I am declaring victory over the skunk. No breaches have been found and the skunk smell has vanished. Thank you all for your interest and commentary. If I get any new footage or there are any new developments an update will be delivered. Until further notice this case is closed. Good day and Good night. __________________ 2013 335i Msport Black sapphire/Coral red. MHD. stage 2--e30 VRSF DP, ER CP, Dinan Shockware. VRSF 12mm/15mm spacers. Cobra dashcam. Various codings. Last car: 2011 335i Msport. JB4. Vrsf CP
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