Woman Buys a BMW..funny!!!

M6-4KIX · 04-24-2013, 05:10 PM

Just a joke, but I thought it was a good one!!

Buying a BMW: A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, there standing next to her is salesman. "Good day Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers, "Madame, I'm sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit when you hear the price.

ARam · 04-24-2013, 08:41 PM

Lo!!

Digger · 04-25-2013, 11:23 AM

LOL How True!

NicoleLusts4BMW · 04-29-2013, 08:09 PM

Very funny. A bit sexist but funny. BTW JK on the sexist part.

M6-4KIX · 04-30-2013, 10:05 AM

I didn't write it, just posted it. Sorry if it offends the female gender. Please substitute the word "person", that way it remains neutral and nobody will be upset.

I also should have known that women do not fart, at least that's what I've been told.

neversummer78 · 04-30-2013, 12:47 PM

xxpnjabi129xx · 05-01-2013, 08:45 PM

lol

vladberca · 05-03-2013, 03:44 PM

very funny

04-24-2013, 05:10 PM	#1
M6-4KIX Second Lieutenant 9 Rep 234 Posts Drives: 2012 6 M(pkg) Coupe Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Vancouver BC Canada iTrader: (0)	Woman Buys a BMW..funny!!! Just a joke, but I thought it was a good one!! Buying a BMW: A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, there standing next to her is salesman. "Good day Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers, "Madame, I'm sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit when you hear the price.
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04-24-2013, 08:41 PM	#2
ARam First Lieutenant 61 Rep 320 Posts Drives: 2016 BMW X5M Join Date: May 2007 Location: New York City (Upper West Side) iTrader: (0)	Lo!! Last edited by ARam; 05-01-2013 at 09:03 PM..
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04-25-2013, 11:23 AM	#3
Digger New Member 2 Rep 19 Posts Drives: 550i Grand Turismo Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: CT/FL iTrader: (0)	LOL How True!
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04-29-2013, 08:09 PM	#4
NicoleLusts4BMW BeachBitch 67 Rep 119 Posts Drives: 2018 540i M Package 20" wheels Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Palo Alto, California iTrader: (0)	Very funny. A bit sexist but funny. BTW JK on the sexist part.
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04-30-2013, 10:05 AM	#5
M6-4KIX Second Lieutenant 9 Rep 234 Posts Drives: 2012 6 M(pkg) Coupe Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Vancouver BC Canada iTrader: (0)	I didn't write it, just posted it. Sorry if it offends the female gender. Please substitute the word "person", that way it remains neutral and nobody will be upset. I also should have known that women do not fart, at least that's what I've been told. Last edited by M6-4KIX; 04-30-2013 at 10:14 AM..
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04-30-2013, 12:47 PM	#6
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xxpnjabi129xx Private 5 Rep 53 Posts Drives: 2015 M4 Join Date: May 2013 Location: NYC iTrader: (0)	lol __________________
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05-03-2013, 03:44 PM	#8
vladberca Major General 763 Rep 5,560 Posts Drives: '18 octavia 2.0 tdi dsg Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Craiova iTrader: (0)	very funny
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