Ask a girl anything?

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Axius

That's such a lie, I saw you checking out my glutes in my new speedo whilst I was skimming your filthy pool yesterday!

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by grimlock

not the best image .. did you make Lup's pool 100%

I'm the best damn poolboy she's ever had. Grant it, the only one, but still the best.

Originally Posted by Lups

You signed an NDA! You're supposed not to tell people these or you have to clean naked again for a week!

But, but, but...., ugh, fine. On one condition, jalapenos for dinner.

Originally Posted by duck fat

Pics or it didn't happen.

I signed an NDA and already broke one rule, not going to break anymore. I've learned my lesson.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Axius

I signed an NDA and already broke one rule, not going to break anymore. I've learned my lesson.

The damage has been done. You might as well make the most of it.

How the heck did this happen?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by duck fat

The damage has been done. You might as well make the most of it.

How the heck did this happen?

Much like I noted in the chat thread, nobody will ever reach the level of awesomeness I am at, so inherently, I get mega rep while noone else can.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Lups

My eyes tend to be fixed on shoulders and back muscles more than easily bloated man buns.

This.


You signed an NDA! You're supposed not to tell people these or you have to clean naked again for a week!

That works too... Have big shoulders and back.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

My quads are huge and muscular....is that acceptable?

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

That works too... Have big shoulders and back.

Mywifes335, is this you?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Mywifes335, is this you?

Dude how did you know what his cum face looks like?

[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by Lups

My eyes tend to be fixed on shoulders and back muscles more than easily bloated man buns.

I bet if he tied the net to his schlong and swam around cleaning your pool, you may focus elsewhere. Especially, during backstroke cleaning.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

I bet if he tied the net to his schlong and swam around cleaning your pool, you may focus elsewhere. Especially, during backstroke cleaning.

Pffft, already tried doing that, it ended up just dragging on the bottom of the pool stirring everything up that needed to be vacuumed.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

Dude how did you know what his cum face looks like?

It's called an "O" or "Oh" face. Do i have to teach you everything?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

I bet if he tied the net to his schlong and swam around cleaning your pool, you may focus elsewhere. Especially, during backstroke cleaning.

I can't even remember when we started this pool boy joke with my dear Ax, but he hates cleaning and I hate pools so we might as well be married.

[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by Axius

Pffft, already tried doing that, it ended up just dragging on the bottom of the pool stirring everything up that needed to be vacuumed.

Well then Lups needs to jump in and steady the pole.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

I can't even remember when we started this pool boy joke with my dear Ax, but he hates cleaning and I hate pools so we might as well be married.

lol, how did all that even come about? Either way, I'll never poolboy for anyone else in my life.

We also mutually hate Audis and spit on them as they go by.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

It's called an "O" or "Oh" face. Do i have to teach you everything?

Fourth language!!!!

So yes.

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Axius

Pffft, already tried doing that, it ended up just dragging on the bottom of the pool stirring everything up that needed to be vacuumed.

ten garbage bags full..

[Axius]

Originally Posted by grimlock

ten garbage bags full..

You shut your mouth, I keep that mother fucking pool spotless damnit.

Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

Well then Lups needs to jump in and steady the pole.

I signed an NDA.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Lups

Fourth language!!!!

So yes.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

Fourth language!!!!

So yes.

I believe you know, Five languages.

[UglyBuzzard]

Lups Axius

[F30lolz]

Which female do you dislike the most?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by duck fat

Holy shit you have a great sig!

Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

Lups Axius

Just no. I wouldn't be leaning away from a hot stud like that!

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Which female do you dislike the most?

I dislike Ice-T's wife, Coco. Too many fake parts. But I don't know her personally so maybe she's a lovely person in real life.