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      11-16-2015, 01:05 PM   #23
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C5...

Then maybe Tonka for his legs that rival Lup's...

I just eliminated ASB because above he said he only eats junkfood...
Also had to eliminate Lups cuz she doesn't shaddup and i'll never get to sleep...
Clean guns and watch Heat?
This is starting to sound like Netflix and chill?? You haven't even taken me out on a proper date and you're already trying to woo me???!! What kind of sloot do you think I am??!!

Anyways, it's working... You had me at Heat?
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      11-16-2015, 01:06 PM   #24
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What?!?!

You wouldn't know good food if a chicken wing jumped up and bit you in your arse:
Oh look at you... trying to win over roommates with the promise of chicken wings... Have you no shame??!!

But still no thank you... Up until the fast food bit you were a lock, lol...
No worries - I'll take my Donkey and Goat elsewhere!

Biorin - who you picking???
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      11-16-2015, 01:08 PM   #25
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I can't pick a female OTer because it would sound creepy and I can't pick a male because it would sound ghey?
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Doesn't matter. @unclewade is it for me.
wut.
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      11-16-2015, 01:08 PM   #27
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Just like borrowing my car...none of you...too many goat herders in here.
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      11-16-2015, 01:08 PM   #28
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This is starting to sound like Netflix and chill?? You haven't even taken me out on a proper date and you're already trying to woo me???!! What kind of sloot do you think I am??!!

Anyways, it's working... You had me at Heat?
You can't write stuff like this. Belgium is possessive over our gall Alex here.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      11-16-2015, 01:09 PM   #29
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Oouuuu, and Biorin... I'd absolutely room with Biorin...

Strictly for intellectual purposes though... I swear...

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Oouuuu, and Biorin... I'd absolutely room with Biorin...

Strictly for intellectual purposes though... I swear...

See....
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      11-16-2015, 01:10 PM   #31
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You can't write stuff like this. Belgium is possessive over our gall Alex here.
Girls don't like possessive and stage 5 clingers though... lol...
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      11-16-2015, 01:11 PM   #32
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See....
Oh it was alright when I picked C5 but not alright when I picked Biorin??
Discrimination right there...
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      11-16-2015, 01:14 PM   #33
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Clean guns and watch Heat?
3's company?
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      11-16-2015, 01:15 PM   #34
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The Real World: The BMW OT Story

"This week, Ax draws naked pictures of all the girls in the house, but is surprised to find one of them framed on the fridge with a little heart. Then ASBC has a bit of a tiff with one of the customers at the T-shirt printing shop, when in reality, she just wants to smell his hair. Lups is back to her same ol shenanigans of cooking dinner for the bunch, but adds 800 lbs of ghost peppers after Tara unreasonably denied her request to wash her car. And where is C5driver? Off parading around town chasing all the boys at the local club, letting them do belly shots off her. Oh, that C5driver!"
WTF??
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      11-16-2015, 01:16 PM   #35
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3's company?
Bring beer...
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      11-16-2015, 01:20 PM   #36
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Bring beer...
Now I know I sucked up yo the wrong people, you clearly have the party.
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      11-16-2015, 01:22 PM   #37
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No worries - I'll take my Donkey and Goat elsewhere!

Biorin - who you picking???
You, if you bring Waffles and Baby Belle. Our house might smell weird, but it's full of love, and that's what counts.
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      11-16-2015, 01:23 PM   #38
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While stroking your hair each night as we feasted on peppers would be great, you don't get anywhere near enough sleep Lups so I have to stick with Ax. Bedtime at 9:30 is perfect!!!
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      11-16-2015, 01:23 PM   #39
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Now I know I sucked up yo the wrong people, you clearly have the party.
We have a suite with one hell of a view so there's plenty of room, A. Bring some Vodka and limes and don't be late.
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      11-16-2015, 01:27 PM   #40
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WTF??
Come on, it's so surreal it would have to be true.
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      11-16-2015, 01:27 PM   #41
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Make sure it's Stoli don't be bringing non of that Absolut crap !!
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      11-16-2015, 01:29 PM   #42
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Make sure it's Stoli don't be bringing non of that Absolut crap !!
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      11-16-2015, 01:30 PM   #43
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Come on, it's so surreal it would have to be true.
You know...some dark side of me would actually like to see that happen, and posted on WS.
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While stroking your hair each night as we feasted on peppers would be great, you don't get anywhere near enough sleep Lups so I have to stick with Ax. Bedtime at 9:30 is perfect!!!
In a popularity contest I am not clearly winning.

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We have a suite with one hell of a view so there's plenty of room, A. Bring some Vodka and limes and don't be late.
Absolut? Why on earth would a Finn bring Swedish vodka? Finlandia all the way dork and I will be late since you guys suck at directions!
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