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I have the loudest fart in town
Since I got my fabworx down pipes and PPP stage II ECU tune, my car has been farting like no other car in town. I freaking love it. I used to be so jealous of other cars' glorious farts. But that's a story of old days now.
I make my farts as loud as possible because I love noticing people's pants dropping on the streets. Some people actually walk up and compliment the fart.
I have almost mastered the way of farting. It used to be hard to get it right. Now I can do it at will.
Am I alone or does anyone share this odd joy of mine?
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