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      03-07-2016, 03:27 PM   #42
ASBSECU E93
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Asking for a friend.

Say you find some dude to be a real dude. So real that you'd joyfully hang out with him on the weekends. So real, that you'd share a case of beers on that weekend. So real, that you'd without question whip out your flaccid peni and compare them side-by-side, without skipping a heart beat. So real, that you'd casually let him suck on your piece, and engage in casually butt sex. I'm talking as real a cool whip.

Would asking for a cup of sugar for your non-edible brownies, afterwards, be "coming on too strong"?

Again, asking for a friend...
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